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Luigi shoots a fat kid

Summary Edit

Luigi picked up a Tommy gun he found in the middle of street. The gun possessed him and he's now an emotionless killing machine who hunts people. The Tommy gun boosts up his stats, and possesses overwhelmingly powerful ammo, as well as granting Luigi the ability to make clones of himself. Luigi's stats are boosted dramatically if he confronts a fat opponent.

General info Edit

Tier: Multi City Block Level

Age: 23

Classification: Weegee

Height: 6 feet 8 inches

Weight: 203 lbs

In Combat: Edit

Abilities Edit

Infinite ammunition, can rapidly heal off wounds by consuming meatballs, Cloning (Can spawn both physical and illusive clones)

Stats Edit

Durability: - Multi City Block Level | Large Planet Level

Movement Speed: - High Hypersonic + | Relativistic+

Reaction Speed: - High Hypersonic + | Massively FTL

Perception Speed: - Sub-relativistic + | Massively FTL+

Striking Force: - Large Building Level | Large Planet Level

Lifting Force: - Small Building Level | Large Planet Level

Destructive Force: - Multi City Block Level | Large Solar System Level

Range: - Multi City Block range | Multi Galaxy Range

Key: Normal | When facing an obese opponent

Weaknesses Edit

The Tommy Gun is possessing him, making him reckless and void of regard for his own safety.

Notable Attacks and Techniques Edit

MAKE THAT TUB OF LARD INTO A TUB OF LEAD -The Pesky Plumber pumps the opponent with lead.

SUPER MAMBO FOXTROT MUSHU MARTIAL ARTS FLYING KICK -An aerial sex kick that can level a building.

Backstory Edit

Author's Comments Edit

I was browsing for weird pictures to use for this wiki when I came across this gif of a guy with Luigi's face attempting to gun down a kid who was apparently too morbidly obese to be pierced by his bullets. It almost made me laugh out loud. The rest is history.

-ArbitraryNumbers