He's purple and he has a big butt. Gluteus Maximus eats countless hamburgers. His throat leads straight to the air pockets in his buttcheeks, allowing him to inflate his buttcheeks with hamburgers. Once the buttcheeks reach multi-planetary size, they burst and destroy surrounding planets in a massive burgery explosion, regenerating afterwards. Gluteus Maximus can go through this whole process in less than a minute.
General info Edit
Tier: Multi-Planetary Level
Classification: Former McDonald's Mascot
Height: 10 feet, 11 inches
Weight: Immeasurable (we don't have the patience to measure it)
In Combat: Edit
Buttcheek inflation via hamburger consumption, buttcheeks eventually burst and destroy surrounding planets via hamburger explosion, buttcheeks can also regenerate afterward, he can create hamburgers infinitely
Movement Speed: 5x speed of light
Reaction Speed: 15x speed of light
Perception Speed: 15x speed of light
Striking Force: Sub-Human
Lifting Force: Multi-Planetary
Destuctive Force: Multi-Planetary
He dies if he tries to eat anything other than hamburgers.
Notable Attacks and Techniques Edit
Craving The McNuggies -Gluteus Maximus goes through the entire process shown above, which destroys multiple planets at once.
Ever since Ronald McDonald was fired from being the mascot of McDonald's and replaces with happy, his friends no longer became relevant, including poor Grimace. Grimace turned to a life of crime and burger-munching. He now goes by his new legally-changed name, Gluteus Maximus, because it sounds funny.